Men Going Their Own Way

Hey, Bae. Why you so misogynistic, huh? You need a snickers or something?

Let. Me. Be. Clear. As a Black woman in America, I will never accept mental illness as an excuse for burgeoning hate speech or crimes. I’m a firm believer that hate isn’t born, it’s bred. It’s taught, like a fucked up education system. That being said, this motherfucker is CRAY.

Men’s Rights Activist (MRA) Peter Nolan has declared it open season on killing women – and politicians and police officers – as retribution for…’perceived injustices’.

WTF, Bae?

According to Wikipedia, The men’s rights movement (MRM) is comprised of a plethora of “groups and individuals who are concerned about what they consider to be issues in numerous areas of society (including family law, parenting, reproduction, domestic violence) and government services (including education, compulsory military service, social safety nets, and health policies) that they believe discriminate against men.”

Basically they’re a bunch of men convinced feminism has given women too much power in certain societal spheres. #MRM members “contest claims that men have greater power, privilege or advantage than women do”, and that the “women’s movement has gone too far” (Wikipedia). Clearly they’re ignoring shit like woman having to fight for the right to vote, or still not receiving equal pay in the workplace. And while we as women are supposed to feel sorry for them because we demand to be listened to when we say we’ve been raped, or because after carrying a baby inside us for nine months we want veto power when it comes to allowing deadbeat, alcoholic, violent, irresponsible, dangerous or otherwise unfit father figures near our children, men are busy throwing tantrums with sites like NiceGuy’s American Women (Mostly) Suck Page, and A Voice for Men.

Now, there may be a point or two I can agree with. When it comes to snipping the goodies – how ’bout you wait and let a boy choose? That shit’s irreversible. But let’s not pretend that as hetero, White men you don’t have privilege in society. That’s like saying racism doesn’t exist when motherfuckers are dying from it everyday. All I’m saying is, stop the bitch whining and grow the fuck up. Y’all tryna stay on top – and that’s cool. But don’t expect us women to crawl back into the kitchen with an apron on and some oven mitts. If we go down, we go down swingin’. Hard. Let it go, Bae.

#sunsNOToutgunsNOTout

Hey, Bae.  Why you so stupid, huh?  You need a snickers or something?  Yeah, yeah, we know.  It’s a motherfucking free country and you’re gonna ‘do you, booboo’ all day every day: you want a hot handgun?  You gon’ get one.  You wanna try and sell that shit to an undercover cop?  You gon’ do that too, AND get your ass pinched.  That’s cool, Bae.  I ain’t mad atcha.  You ain’t hurting nobody but yourself.

But when you start fucking around with other people’s lives?  Like babies and shit?

Nah, bruh.  That shit don’t fly.  How’re your stupid asses gonna let a baby play with a gun!?  Handgun, pellet gun DON’T MATTER.  If that baby girl had pulled that trigger somebody woulda got hurt.  And considering you let her put that dirty ass weapon IN HER MOUTH, my bet is it would have been her.  Now I recognize all sides of the story seem to agree the magazine was out, but that’s one hell of a chance to take that there wasn’t a little surprise sitting up in the motherfucking chamber.  Regardless, I. AM. DONE. with dumb bitches leaving handguns, live or not, within arms reach of their babies or anyone else who’s liable to start pointing and pulling without knowing what the fuck they’re doing.  Veronica Rutledge, 29, is a prime example:

So y’all gun-happy motherfuckers can say whatever the fuck you want.  I will never be for the right to bear firearms when it’s too easy for ‘responsible gun owners’ to make such stupid ass mistakes.  Especially when that ‘responsible’ access heightens the likelihood of crazy, violent, criminal bitches getting their trigger finger on.  Y’all wanna see how many more unfortunate accidents we can rack up before you get a clue?  You don’t need guns anyway.  Stop killing animals.  What the fuck they ever do to you?  Shit.  Let it go, Bae.

Family Feud: Mayor de Blasio vs. The NYPD

Hey, Bae.  Why you throwing a tantrum, huh?  You need a snickers or something?  GROW THE FUCK UP.

On Saturday, December 20, 2014, Ismaaiyl Brinsley executed two NYPD officers who were sitting in their car, before killing himself and after shooting his ex-girlfriend – who talked him OUT of suicide – in the stomach.

Clearly, this man was fucking CRAY, so I in no way support his actions.  And claiming he did it for Mike Brown and Eric Garner does little for the good fight most of us are fighting.  HOWEVER, I need the (selected) NYPD to get them motherfucking two-by-fours out their collective asses.

He could have killed police anywhere along the line in those 3 1/2 hours in any city in the country, but he chose New York,” Mullins said. “Why? Because the attention to the demonstrations and the lawlessness that was occurring enabled that type of an atmosphere.” – Sergeants Benevolent Association President Ed Mullins

Lemme get this straight.  You’re blaming the Mayor – who has supported the NYPD during his first year in office – for the execution of two officers by a man who should have long since been put in a fucking nut house?  Because he dared express concern on the heels of #MikeBrown and #EricGarner and support protesting for changes in tactics used when dealing with Black people?  Knowing that homie has a BLACK SON AND HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE SCARED!?  How the fuck are we supposed to sympathize with your stupid asses fighting for your ego, when the Mayor is fighting for his motherfucking son?

” ‘I think that Mayor de Blasio has to be more sensitive in terms of the words or statements he makes concerning the police.’ – Senate Majority Leader Dean Skelos

Skelos also rejected concerns that police tactics have unfairly targeted minorities.  ‘I personally don’t believe that,” Skelos said. “I think they do their job. I believe they are color blind when it comes to performing their duties.’ “

Of course you think they’re colorblind!  You’re an old, white man in a place of power.  You EPITOMIZE White Privilege.  It’s people like you that wrote the motherfucking handbook on racism, so that the legal definition would always fall in your favor.  It’s easy to claim the police are colorblind cause you don’t have to deal with their racist bullshit all day every day.  It’s not YOUR life you’re afraid for.  It’s not YOUR son, father, uncle, nephew getting shot.  Don’t fucking tell me they’re colorblind.  If they were, we’d be having a conversation.  Instead, the NYPD is rolling around on the ground, kicking and screaming.

Case in point.  This is 12-year-old Tamir Rice.  Tamir Rice had the unfortunate stupidity to walk around waving an airsoft, fake gun.  Some might say he was looking for trouble, and I might be inclined to agree as I can’t for the life of me understand what the fuck this kid was thinking.  That said, WATCH THE MOTHERFUCKING VIDEO.  Cops pull up right next to an ‘armed suspect’.  Since when is it proper police procedure to stand yourself directly at the opposite end of a gun?  Or not use your PA system to order the suspect to ‘drop their weapon and get down on the ground’?  Or call in some motherfucking backup?  Instead, three cops jump out the car and start shooting, no questions asked.  Legit 1.5 seconds from getting out the car, first bullet flies.  When the fuck did they have time to try and resolve shit peacefully?  Oh, that’s right.  THEY DIDN’T.  They hopped out the car slangin’.  Don’t believe me?  Watch the video.  I’ll wait.

This is why I cannot take the NYPD’s collective temper tantrum seriously.  Even NYPD Commissioner Bill Bratton recognizes they’re acting like punk ass babies:

“Deeply upset, Bratton lamented that the front pages of The Daily News and other newspapers “focused on them, the selfishness of that action, the selfishness of it.”

“The funeral is no place for that,” he said. “Come demonstrate outside City Hall. Come demonstrate outside police headquarters, but don’t put on your uniform and go to a funeral and engage in a political action.”

Bratton had explicitly asked officers not to engage in a repeat of the back-turning that hundreds of cops had done earlier earlier at the Ramos funeral. But hundreds defied Bratton anyway.”

Apparently, by turning their backs on the Mayor during the funeral, they also had to turn their backs on the family.  That these motherfuckers went to a funeral to pay respects for their fallen comrades, and managed to turn shit around and make it about their hurt pride surpasses all levels of selfishness.  And that they are willing to let this outburst influence their work ethic not only affects the Mayor, but the entire population of New York City.  Since when do officers protect their fucking ego over the lives of the citizens they swore an oath to protect?  Since when did this become an ‘us vs. them’ type of situation?

“The belief that the [police] department is never wrong, that it never needs redirection or reform, only reverence. This is the view peddled by union officials like Patrick Lynch, the president of the Patrolmen’s Benevolent Association — that cops are an ethically impeccable force with their own priorities and codes of behavior, accountable only to themselves, and whose reflexive defiance in the face of valid criticism is somehow normal.”

I can’t even.  None of you deserve to die.  But I would think, in light of recent events, you could better understand the fear minorities walk around with on the daily.  Only difference: they can’t walk around armed to the max, ready to protect themselves when motherfuckers come calling.  Y’all can do better, long as that pride doesn’t fuck up with situation.  Stop fighting to be the problem and become part of the solution.  Just let it go, Bae.

 

 

#Tcot

Paris RallyHey, Bae.  Why you hating, huh?  You need a snickers or something?  Let me start this off by saying I think I kinda fucking hate conservatives.  We are all entitled to our opinions and I will always fight for that to be the case.  But I’ve found some of the most ig’nant, intolerant shit coming outta their mouths and I’M DONE.

Exhibit A:

Where’s Obama? In our White House praying on his Muslim rug…. :\

Bitch please.  I get it.  50+ of the world leaders made their way to Paris to stand together and protest the horrible attacks.  Unfortunately, President Obama and his cohorts were noticeably missing.  An admittedly shitty move on his part.  Looks baaaaad.  Hard to show your support with a few words spouted off.  But let’s stop pretending you know what it takes to be the motherfucking president of the United States.  And let’s stop equating his ties to Muslim culture and heritage with the many extremist walking around with semi-automatics and hand grenades.  I mean, fuck.  You’re Christian.  Are you a murderous hoe killing Islamists who don’t want to convert?  Didn’t think so.  Though based on your post, might not be too far a stretch.  All I’m saying is, it’s bitches like you – loud-mouthed and stank – that be bringing my blood pressure up.  Ain’t nobody got time for that.  Let it go, Bae.

 

George Zimmerman. Arrested. AGAIN.

George ZimmermanHey, Bae.  Why you so violent, huh?  You need a snickers or something?  First and foremost, your punk ass killed Treyvon Martin so I ain’t even trying to give you no motherfucking spotlight.  But your stupid ass got arrested again!?  And this time for busting your bae up with a wine bottle!?  First of all, that bitch needs to leave you, cause this the second time you been called the cops on for domestic assault.  Why she still with you after the last time TWO YEARS AGO don’t make no kinda sense.  But for real though, you seeing an exorcist to manage that demon you got?  Cause you all kinds of messed up.  Why you gotta walk around so damn angry all the time?  Beating on people, standing your ground and shit.  Fuck that.  Sit your punk ass down.  Hitting women and shooting unarmed teenagers.  You think that shit makes you a man?  You the biggest chump I seen in the longest.  Whatever grind you on is some broke business and you need to jump that ship right quick.  People like you make me sick, walking around with a misguided sense of entitlement, thinking people need to roll out the red carpet for you.  You lucky nobody got a carpet with your name on it, shit you tryna pull.  Go to the gym and do some yoga.  Attend a motherfucking meditation retreat.  Do SOMETHING.  Find your fourth chakra and put some love in the world.  That anger gonna burn you up, taking bitches and babies down with you.  Let it go, Bae.

#Getkenout

Ken MorleyHey, Bae.  Why you so grimy, huh?  You need a snickers or something?  I’m only gonna fuck witchu for a minute.  Ken Morley: your stupid, racist ass needs to GET. OUT. THAT. HOUSE.  Now I know you’re a white man in your 70s.  That’s why stupid bitches be fighting for you in the twitterverse:

“Lol. The SJWs are kicking off about because he said ‘negro’. He’s from a different time, be more tolerant, lefties.

And maybe you think being a celebrity gives you certain privileges.  Well I’m here to tell you: it don’t.  It’s motherfucking 2015 son.  You can’t go around spouting racist shit and NOT expect somebody to kick you in the fucking face.

“What I need to get the ovens going is a nice, big, fat negro! (laughing) Hey, looky here!” (mirror.co.uk)

What. The. Actual. Fuck.  You must be suffering from not-so-early onset alzheimer’s if you think it’s okay to call a Black man a negro AND ON NATIONAL PUBLIC TELEVISION.  And not only that, but then you try and ignore the brotha when he tell you you fucked up!?

Ken: “But the negro’s just Spanish for Black, isn’t it?”

Alexander: “…But you’re not Spanish.”

Ken: “I know, but that’s where it came from.”

Alexander: “But I’m giving you some information.  In case you didn’t know, it’s just Black, okay? We don’t use negro anymore.”

Ken: “Okay.  Do you know the old word for a Black child who’s very young? “

Alexander: “What?”

Ken: “Pica-ninny.”

Alexander: “Pica-ninny?  Well that’ll get ya’ ass kicked, too.”

C’mon Ken.  You KNOW you wrong.  We been fighting against this shit for 50+ motherfucking years.  And here your stupid ass is trying to drag us back into the dark ages!?  And where the fuck was Celebrity Big Brother’s oversight?  Y’all kicked out the man who grabbed a boob or some shit when he was drunk, but you let the racist, bigoted, sexist man continue to run the house?  Shame on you.  Get your shit together and kick him the fuck out.  The public knows wassup:

“So Ken’s allowed to racially abuse and call someone a ‘negro’ in the house & still be fine!? Kay den

is just a dirty, disgusting, racist, sexiest, pervy old man!!

“Ok so saying Negro on national TV is totally acceptable? What is going on in Big Brother?!

This is for you, @bbuk: Let him go, Bae.

#Lillyfortarget

PULITZERHey, Bae.  Why you so mad, huh?  You need a snickers or something?  We know, we know.  Lilly Pulitzer is THE brand to wear if you’re a young, female prephead.  You slaved away saving that $300 to buy that yellow, green, and pink shift dress when you should’ve been paying your college tuition.  And when you bought it, the feel of that high-class fabric sliding across your skin, screaming to the world you’re worth something.  And now poor Lilly’s legacy is going down the drain.  Why?  Because they’re doing a collab.  WITH TARGET.  Twitter exploded:

“Why on earth is @LillyPulitzer partnering with Target? Please, no. I don’t think that Lilly would approve of this.

?? Oh, no! From luxury to mass-market and soon to be bargain bin, there goes of my favorite brands

THIS.  IS.  BIG.  Lilly Pulitzer’s not just clothing, it’s a status symbol.  One in a long line made for people who don’t even need a fucking symbol in the first place.  But if they start selling her at Target, well, every Tom, Dick, and Harry’s basic, broke, bitch sister is gonna be able to wear her.  And we ALL know what that means:

“No target shouldn’t collaborate with Lilly just no ew ew ew keep Lilly Pulitzer classy people”

“I target but im confused why everyone is excited about the lilly thing. You realize that means every basic is going to wear it now right?”

“I don’t want basics to start wearing Lilly

“If Lily starts selling through Target I will stop buying. You are making a high class brand into white trash. @TargetStyle @LillyPulitzer

Somebody tell me something: when did classy stop meaning “having or reflecting high standards of personal behavior”; or “admirably skillful and graceful” (Merriam-Webster), and become “paying ridiculous amounts of money for clothing so I can look cuter than everybody else, then being ungracious about when they offer the same opportunity to others at a price they can comfortably afford”?  Cause if Miss Lilly herself designed her first dresses to hide some motherfucking juice stains, I bet you Target’s clientele is EXACTLY who she would want wearing it.  And if she’s rolling in her grave over anything, it’s all you bitches and your stinginess.  So sit down.  Your ugliness is showing.  And that’s classless to the max.  Just let it go, Bae.