Ken MorleyHey, Bae.  Why you so grimy, huh?  You need a snickers or something?  I’m only gonna fuck witchu for a minute.  Ken Morley: your stupid, racist ass needs to GET. OUT. THAT. HOUSE.  Now I know you’re a white man in your 70s.  That’s why stupid bitches be fighting for you in the twitterverse:

“Lol. The SJWs are kicking off about because he said ‘negro’. He’s from a different time, be more tolerant, lefties.

And maybe you think being a celebrity gives you certain privileges.  Well I’m here to tell you: it don’t.  It’s motherfucking 2015 son.  You can’t go around spouting racist shit and NOT expect somebody to kick you in the fucking face.

“What I need to get the ovens going is a nice, big, fat negro! (laughing) Hey, looky here!” (mirror.co.uk)

What. The. Actual. Fuck.  You must be suffering from not-so-early onset alzheimer’s if you think it’s okay to call a Black man a negro AND ON NATIONAL PUBLIC TELEVISION.  And not only that, but then you try and ignore the brotha when he tell you you fucked up!?

Ken: “But the negro’s just Spanish for Black, isn’t it?”

Alexander: “…But you’re not Spanish.”

Ken: “I know, but that’s where it came from.”

Alexander: “But I’m giving you some information.  In case you didn’t know, it’s just Black, okay? We don’t use negro anymore.”

Ken: “Okay.  Do you know the old word for a Black child who’s very young? “

Alexander: “What?”

Ken: “Pica-ninny.”

Alexander: “Pica-ninny?  Well that’ll get ya’ ass kicked, too.”

C’mon Ken.  You KNOW you wrong.  We been fighting against this shit for 50+ motherfucking years.  And here your stupid ass is trying to drag us back into the dark ages!?  And where the fuck was Celebrity Big Brother’s oversight?  Y’all kicked out the man who grabbed a boob or some shit when he was drunk, but you let the racist, bigoted, sexist man continue to run the house?  Shame on you.  Get your shit together and kick him the fuck out.  The public knows wassup:

“So Ken’s allowed to racially abuse and call someone a ‘negro’ in the house & still be fine!? Kay den

is just a dirty, disgusting, racist, sexiest, pervy old man!!

“Ok so saying Negro on national TV is totally acceptable? What is going on in Big Brother?!

This is for you, @bbuk: Let him go, Bae.

“Have a blessed day”

Blessed“When someone that I have never met before tells me to “have a blessed day”, i grimace at the notion that they are pushing their religious agenda on me. Don’t even get me started on people who leave this as part of their voicemail messages “thank you for calling and have a blessed day!”  Am I being cranky?”

Hey, Bae.  Why you so cranky, huh?  You need a snickers or something?  Why you on one over people wishing you happiness?  Cause that’s all this is.  I mean, I know you’re non-practicing/non-religious/atheist/down with organized religion and shit, and I’m not saying organized religions haven’t been at the root of a lot of bad mojo in life since the beginning.  But can’t a bitch wish you a good day without you flipping your shit?  Cause on the real, nobody’s standing there with a clipboard saying “sign up to receive the goodness of the Lord at a neighborhood church near you”.  This ain’t about a grassroots campaign or recruitment conspiracy.  No one’s asking you to save your soul or someone else’s.  It’s about human kindness.  You could have a bad motherfucking day and it wouldn’t pay me no nevermind.  But I’m a cool cat and think people deserve to be happy, even if they are “someone that I have never met before”.  So take a chill pill and stop putting out such negative vibes.  Be blessed, happy, karmically positive or whatever you wanna call it.  And capitalize your ‘i’s’. You know better than that.  Let it go, Bae.