Hey, Bae. Why you so unbelievable, huh? You need a Snickers® or something?
I don’t fuck with politics. I don’t have a political bone in my body. I can’t list all the past Presidents in order and the years they served. I can’t extrapolate on all the different branches of the government. Nor can I really explain to you our judicial system.
I do, however, fuck with priorities. So TELL ME WHY the FOTUS is planning on hosting an impromptu awards show that no one gives a shit about? Instead of trying to keep North Korea’s finger off the trigger, he’s STILL whining about Fake News. Here’s a headline for you Donny: NO ONE CARES.
Even if I’d never seen pictures of you holding your daughter the way men hold women they’re sexually involved with. Even if I’d never seen and heard video of you spewing sexist, mysogynistic rhetoric. EVEN if I hadn’t watched you talk the American People in circles during the election. ALL it would take was a cursory glance of your TWITTER account to know you are wholly unfit to be President of the United States. How we, as the American people, let ourselves end up in this particular pickle I will never understand.
But come on bruh. This ‘fake news’ bullshit has GoT to stop. Only children throw tantrums when they don’t like what others have to say. Especially if it’s true. I mean, I know you have tiny hands, but are you a child? You have to emotional maturity of what, a five year old?
If you won’t be honest with yourself, at least be honest with us. As the 45th President of the United States of America you owe it to us. AND GET THE FUCK OFF TWITTER. Just…Let it go, Bae.
Hey, Bae. Why you so stupid, huh? You need a snickers or something? Yeah, yeah, we know. It’s a motherfucking free country and you’re gonna ‘do you, booboo’ all day every day: you want a hot handgun? You gon’ get one. You wanna try and sell that shit to an undercover cop? You gon’ do that too, AND get your ass pinched. That’s cool, Bae. I ain’t mad atcha. You ain’t hurting nobody but yourself.
But when you start fucking around with other people’s lives? Like babies and shit?
Nah, bruh. That shit don’t fly. How’re your stupid asses gonna let a baby play with a gun!? Handgun, pellet gun DON’T MATTER. If that baby girl had pulled that trigger somebody woulda got hurt. And considering you let her put that dirty ass weapon IN HER MOUTH, my bet is it would have been her. Now I recognize all sides of the story seem to agree the magazine was out, but that’s one hell of a chance to take that there wasn’t a little surprise sitting up in the motherfucking chamber. Regardless, I. AM. DONE. with dumb bitches leaving handguns, live or not, within arms reach of their babies or anyone else who’s liable to start pointing and pulling without knowing what the fuck they’re doing. Veronica Rutledge, 29, is a prime example:
So y’all gun-happy motherfuckers can say whatever the fuck you want. I will never be for the right to bear firearms when it’s too easy for ‘responsible gun owners’ to make such stupid ass mistakes. Especially when that ‘responsible’ access heightens the likelihood of crazy, violent, criminal bitches getting their trigger finger on. Y’all wanna see how many more unfortunate accidents we can rack up before you get a clue? You don’t need guns anyway. Stop killing animals. What the fuck they ever do to you? Shit. Let it go, Bae.
Clearly, this man was fucking CRAY, so I in no way support his actions. And claiming he did it for Mike Brown and Eric Garner does little for the good fight most of us are fighting. HOWEVER, I need the (selected) NYPD to get them motherfucking two-by-fours out their collective asses.
Lemme get this straight. You’re blaming the Mayor – who has supported the NYPD during his first year in office – for the execution of two officers by a man who should have long since been put in a fucking nut house? Because he dared express concern on the heels of #MikeBrown and #EricGarner and support protesting for changes in tactics used when dealing with Black people? Knowing that homie has a BLACK SON AND HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE SCARED!? How the fuck are we supposed to sympathize with your stupid asses fighting for your ego, when the Mayor is fighting for his motherfucking son?
Of course you think they’re colorblind! You’re an old, white man in a place of power. You EPITOMIZE White Privilege. It’s people like you that wrote the motherfucking handbook on racism, so that the legal definition would always fall in your favor. It’s easy to claim the police are colorblind cause you don’t have to deal with their racist bullshit all day every day. It’s not YOUR life you’re afraid for. It’s not YOUR son, father, uncle, nephew getting shot. Don’t fucking tell me they’re colorblind. If they were, we’d be having a conversation. Instead, the NYPD is rolling around on the ground, kicking and screaming.
Case in point. This is 12-year-old Tamir Rice. Tamir Rice had the unfortunate stupidity to walk around waving an airsoft, fake gun. Some might say he was looking for trouble, and I might be inclined to agree as I can’t for the life of me understand what the fuck this kid was thinking. That said, WATCH THE MOTHERFUCKING VIDEO. Cops pull up right next to an ‘armed suspect’. Since when is it proper police procedure to stand yourself directly at the opposite end of a gun? Or not use your PA system to order the suspect to ‘drop their weapon and get down on the ground’? Or call in some motherfucking backup? Instead, three cops jump out the car and start shooting, no questions asked. Legit 1.5 seconds from getting out the car, first bullet flies. When the fuck did they have time to try and resolve shit peacefully? Oh, that’s right. THEY DIDN’T. They hopped out the car slangin’. Don’t believe me? Watch the video. I’ll wait.
This is why I cannot take the NYPD’s collective temper tantrum seriously. Even NYPD Commissioner Bill Bratton recognizes they’re acting like punk ass babies:
Apparently, by turning their backs on the Mayor during the funeral, they also had to turn their backs on the family. That these motherfuckers went to a funeral to pay respects for their fallen comrades, and managed to turn shit around and make it about their hurt pride surpasses all levels of selfishness. And that they are willing to let this outburst influence their work ethic not only affects the Mayor, but the entire population of New York City. Since when do officers protect their fucking ego over the lives of the citizens they swore an oath to protect? Since when did this become an ‘us vs. them’ type of situation?
I can’t even. None of you deserve to die. But I would think, in light of recent events, you could better understand the fear minorities walk around with on the daily. Only difference: they can’t walk around armed to the max, ready to protect themselves when motherfuckers come calling. Y’all can do better, long as that pride doesn’t fuck up with situation. Stop fighting to be the problem and become part of the solution. Just let it go, Bae.